newborn prophet and hella rad

Jul 24


A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

(via audizo)

Jul 18


It would be funny if J.K. Rowling made an announcement that the post-series headmaster of Hogwarts was a slytherin man named Severus Jones who happened to ride the world’s tallest roller coaster 15 times and that was the slytherin headmaster “bravest man I ever knew” Harry named his kid after. 

(via amatuerblogsman)



my brain read “tous les mêmes” as “all the memes” instead of “all the same” and no one is surprised

I have a container of Tresseme hair gel that says “TRES GEL”, and my brain always parses it as some French variation of the Doge meme.


(via smallnico)

Jul 17


So @TheCapitolPN tweeted this

which was promptly deleted. (G-Bb-A-D are the notes to Rue’s whistle.)

But if you had clicked inspect element before it was deleted


"You silence our voices, but we are still heard."

HOW COOL IS THIS MARKETING?!?! Like the rebels are hacking into the capitol’s twitter!!!!

(Thanks toastbabeis and mockingjaysource for noticing it and jenliamjosh for reblogging)

(via demigods-one-in-particular)

Jul 16


 I wish I had a lower IQ so I could enjoy a conversation with you. 

Jul 15

Since the Dark Days, our great nation has known only peace. Ours is an elegant system, conceived to nourish, and protect. Your districts are the body, the Capitol is the beating heart. Your hard work feeds us, and in return, we feed and protect you. And if you resist the system, you starve yourself. If you fight against it, it is you who will bleed. I know you will stand with me, with us, with all of us, together, as one. PANEM TODAY, PANEM TOMORROW, PANEM FOREVER.

(via ppersephone)

Jul 14


real friends are those ones who answer at your messages in 0.2 seconds and those ones who want to talk with you all day long 

(via youcannotoverdoseonmusic)


support group for ppl who used to be the same age as their favourite character but then got older

(via dr-leonard-mccoy)

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